Merry christmas!

Hey, it's the 25th of December today!!
What does it mean?
*Oh my god, you don't know?*
Er, yes?
Oh good, so you do know.
No...I merely said yes to your no *squinty eyes*
No need to be so complicated right? Where are you from?
My mom's womb?
Argh, can you be more confident with it, and i didn't particularly ask that. Where are you from- in terms of countries!!
Oh, should have said that earlier, well, I come from Singapore.
So, why don't you know what's today about?
Duh, because I just don't know?
Seriously, HOW- COULD- YOU- NOT-KNOOOOOO-W??!?
You know, you could always tell me what's going on, it's soo much better than squeezing something non-existent out from my brain.
You dare call "IT" non-existent?!?
I just want to know what's IT and your being a total prick about it, being dramatic and all
I don't think there's anyone in this world that would not know what "IT" is.
Well, sorry to say that your wrong, cause there's one standing right in front of you.
I guess that would meant that your extremely ignorant.
*gasp* Haven't you heard? Ignorance is bliss.
Yup, there would be worldwide "bliss" if you could just fall into a well.
Sure, better than some drama queen who just love to exagerate things!
Naw, i am sure it's better than the frog in the well who could only look up into a circular sky.
At least the frog becomes a handsome prince after the princess kiss him.
That happens in the other story, dimwit.
Say what?!?
Your not just dumb, but deaf too.
At least I am more civilise.
What do you mean by more civilise?
Your barbaric.
Your no better, big mouth.
Oh, so I have big mouth too now aye?
OMG, look at it move- i bet it can contain an old python in it without using much effort. But i guess it won't really happen,
Yup because..
The python would eat up the frog first.
Why are you so talkative?
Because I am born to be like that?
Why are you born like that?
Why are you asking me soo many questions?
Don't reply my question with another question, now answer me.
Oh, look whose the one trying to change the subject, or should i say, changed the subject?
And that is..?
What is "IT"?
I don't know..
At least guess.
Erm, Idiotic technology?
No, guess again.
Ideological technology?
again.
Identical technology?
Can you stop using the word 'technology'?
Okay, Idiotic thinker?
No.
Ideological thinker?
NO.
Identical thinker?
Is your vocabulary that limited?!?
Well, i am just going through all the possible combinations.
okay...let me give you a clue then, you don't pronouce IT as letters, instead, as a word.
OH, "IT"!
Oh, thank god in heavens that you finally know what "IT" is.
Not really.
Your seriously hopeless.
So what if I am?
Don't go snapping at me like that, your the one who wanted to get something from me, at least try to be nice about it.
Well, i don't see why i should be staying here any longer since your obviously wasting me time.
I was about to say it before you snapped at me!
Too little too late, I am leaving. -walks away-
And you call this, Merry christmas? Pur-lease. -walks away too-

Eh, i am wondering how many of you ignored the thing above, I sorta just did this last minute since I had nothing to do- hope no one feels offended or something. Actually wanted to update about the personality thingy below, but found out that this post is too long, so yea, will post that some other day. Anyway,

MERRY CHRISTMAS~!!

p.s. my ever first colourful post.